What rhymes with Yoknapatawpha?
So when Aeschylus guided his Pen
Or whatever they used way back Then,
All the choir was Aquiver
For the man could Deliver
Which who did which what which way When.
There once was a poet named Will
Who once stumbled on some daffodils,
As he later recalled
With emotion enthralled,
Now his words are worth more than a mil.
There once was a poet named Homer
Whose name was a sort of misnomer,
For he wandered the land
With a full backup band
Billed as Homer the Attican Roamer.